Ping-Pong McCain

Picture a game of ping pong. On the right of the screen is Senator John McCain, the old Republican. On the left of the screen is Presidential-candidate John McCain, the old, new Republican. Ping -- the ball starts on the right with "Deregulate Now!" Pong -- the ball goes to the left and changes to "Regulate Immediately!" 

Ping -- Straight Talk / Pong -- Smoke and Mirrors 

Ping -- 90% Bush  / Pong -- Politics of Change

Ping -- Drill, Baby, Drill  /  Responsible Use of Energy

Ping -- No Equal Pay  /  Pong -- I have a woman on my ticket!

Ping -- Economic Principles are Strong  / Pong -- Obama has no economic plan

Ping -- Negative ads and rhetoric / Pong -- Democrats waging a negative campaign

 

Are you dizzy yet? Can't keep up with McCain's flip-flops? Reminds me of the quote, "I really didn't say everything I said." But really that wasn't John McCain, nor Sarah Palin. That was Yogi Berra!

Then there are the Pings with no Pongs:

Health Care -- just use the Emergency Room

Reproductive Rights -- Just say no

Poverty -- just get a job

Education -- just put sanctions on all public schools

Foreign Policy-- let's just put Spain in Central America and not talk to them

What part of Republican don't people get? 

McCain is a Republican who is trying to cross-dress as an Independent!! A vote for McCain/Palin )or is it (Palin/McCain??) is a vote for more of the same bull shit we have had for the past eight years!

Wake up, people!